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Dwight
Shrute.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. — and occasionally, building things that matter.

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Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute

01 — About

A bit about me

Hi, I'm Dwight. My three greatest passions in life: bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica. They've taught me more about survival, patience, and good storytelling than anything else.

When I'm not at the keyboard you'll find me running laps up and down the driveway with my cousin Mose — best cardio there is. I believe hard work, loyalty, and self-reliance are the pillars of everything worth doing.

Currently open to new opportunities. If you have an interesting project, I'd love to hear about it.

5+
Years of experience
20+
Projects shipped
∞
Problems solved
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Focus at a time

02 — Skills

What I bring

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Karate ▶ Watch
Black belt. Able to incapacitate an attacker with a single, decisive strike. Discipline forged over decades of practice.
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Moose Hunting
Expert tracker and hunter. Patient, precise, and fully licensed. No moose has ever bested me — and none ever will.
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Sword Sharpening
A sharp blade is a safe blade. I maintain a collection of 11 swords and can bring any edge to a mirror finish.
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Selling Paper
Top salesman at Dunder Mifflin for multiple consecutive years. I do not believe in second place because second place is the first loser.
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Farming
Owner and operator of Schrute Farms — a working beet farm and bed & breakfast. I know the land and the land knows me.
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Branch Management
The best man, woman, or child ever to run the Scranton Dunder Mifflin branch. This is not an opinion. It is a fact.

03 — Projects

Selected work

Product Design • 2025

BearGuard Pro — Tactical Belt Buckle

A fully functional bear spray concealed within a regulation-width belt buckle. Dual-action release mechanism. 30-foot range. Indistinguishable from standard western hardware. Patent pending.

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Investigative Report • 2024

The Scranton Strangler: A Case Closed

An exhaustive, 47-page exposé conclusively identifying the Scranton Strangler as Creed Bratton — a colleague of mine at Dunder Mifflin. Evidence compiled over 3 years includes timeline analysis, behavioral profiling, and witness testimony. Submitted to local authorities. They have not yet responded.

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Advertising • 2024

Willy Wonka's Sweet Candy — Official Campaign

A full-page, print-ready advertisement for Willy Wonka's world-renowned confectionery line. Bold typography, rich color palette, and an authoritative tagline: "Pure Imagination. Proven Quality. No Golden Ticket Required." Designed to appeal to discerning candy consumers of all ages.

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04 — Contact

Let's talk

Have a project in mind or just want to say hello? My inbox is always open.

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